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Masterchef the musical.

Iv'e done something good in life. Na na na na-na-na na na na na-na-na na na na na-na-na. If you've been getting your daily dose of Masterchef, you'll know that that's the piano music when someone is getting complimented for the wonderful texture in their flumry.

Then their is the euphoric sounds of the immunity pin, the tension of presenting a dish and of course the dumbo music when someone is doing something silly.

Why can' they put the whole album out? I want to live my life by this. My mp3 player can pump this out into my brain all day. I will live with euphoria, experienceing all emotions.

Please someone send me the music, without all the talking. I am desperste for the music. Dun - dah - dah - dah - dun -  dah dah dah - dun. Otherwise, please, someone do a mash-up to the Aussie series like this one below.

What's the world coming to.

A mate of a mate just told me he is trying to get a job down at the new desalination plant at Wonthaggi. When you get there and start working, you are told by other staff to slow down. "We've gotta drag this out as long as possible". My mate's nickname is blister - cause he always appears after the work's done. He's hangin to get a jo there that involves walkin around with a clip board. There is even rumoured to be one guy there who gets $2000 a week just to sit and watch a red button. Whe the red button goes off, he has to push it back on. Are we paying for this?

Can the one guy now subscribing to this blog confirm this. Do you know anything. You could be the first 'real' comment we have ever received. When this blog is read by tens of people in years to come, you could become quite famous (within this blog). We'll give you a guest writers spot. It would have to better tha the shite that has been put out so far. Who is the dickhead writing this? Stop him from going any

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